“This box don't seem as heavy as the
others."
"How would you know? It's not like you
ever helped carryin' the
others."
"I do my fair share of work, Hickok-"
"Yeah, if your idea of work is sleeping.
Cody-"
"Would you two stop it? You're giving me
a headache. I swear
between
the two of you-"
"Can we please just get this thing to
the station without saying
another word? You can all kill each other later."
"Thank you, Noah!"
"You act like you're the boss or
somethin'-"
"QUIET!"
All talking ceased as they reached the
edge of the station property.
Rachel
stood before them, her arms folded over her chest indignantly. They
all knew from the look on her face she was not pleased. Noah, Kid,
Jimmy
and Cody placed the long crate on the ground and gulped collectively.
"You know, I don't mind the four of you
running off to town as long
as you finish your chores first. Now, tell me what was so important
that you couldn't fix the bottom step on the porch, muck out the
horse stalls, and re-hang my laundry line."
The four riders exchanged guilty glances
and looked for a spokesman
among them. Jimmy kept his gaze trained on Cody and motioned with
his head. Cody, for his part ignored Jimmy and glanced pointedly at
the Kid, who kept his eyes on his shoes. Noah rolled his eyes
heavenward and took a small step forward.
"You see Rachel, Josiah rode in here and
told us the crate Teaspoon
ordered was here, and-"
"And you just couldn't wait to open it.
Well listen very carefully
boys, you are to finish your chores before you even think of messin'
around with whatever it is in that box. Pierre will be here on the
afternoon stage, and I expect things to be in top shape. You just
bring that godforsaken thing on up to the house first. And any more
arguing, I might just have to pull out my bottle of castor oil!" And
with that, she stormed away with a purposeful stride.
"I told you we should've done the chores
first."
"Will you just shut up Kid? You wanted
to see-"
"Oh quit squawking Cody."
"Nobody's talking to you, Hickok."
Noah sighed and bent to pick up one end
of the crate. It was going
to be a long day.
"What does he look like Rachel?"
"Oh..I don't hardly know Lou. I haven't
seen him since he was a boy."
"How long ago was that?"
"Almost fifteen years ago, at his mama's
funeral."
Rachel and Lou fell into a comfortable
silence as the Stagecoach
rolled into town, sending a cloud of dirt and dust into the air. The
two women watched as an elderly couple descended the makeshift steps.
They were followed by a young boy of no more than seven; no doubt
the couple's grandchild. Lou sucked in her breath as a dapper young
man emerged from the coach, taking a minute to stand on the top step.
He had to be one of the most handsome men Lou had ever seen. He was
dressed in a well-tailored gray suit that flattered his tall frame,
with a frock coat slung over his arm, and his black shoes were
polished to an almost blinding shine. His wavy black hair was combed
back from his classic features, giving Lou a full view of his high
cheekbones and full lips. She couldn't see what color his large eyes
were, but she could tell they were dark.
Before Lou knew what was happening,
Rachel breezed past her and
approached the young man. "Pierre?"
The young man smiled so dazzlingly that
he rivaled the sun. "Rachel?"
"Get down here boy and give your cousin
Rachel a hug!"
Pierre all but flew down the steps and
embraced Rachel in his arms,
planting a firm kiss on her cheek. "You haven't changed one bit
Rachel." He said in a cultured voice.
"Don't you try and flatter me Pierre
Etienne Robillard." Rachel
laughed as she pulled away to get a better look. "You must be the
catch of three states! Look at how handsome you are."
"Now who's flattering who?"
"Oh, you hush now and come meet one of
the riders," Rachel
admonished as she took his proffered arm and led him to where Lou was
standing.
"This is Lou McCloud, one of the best
riders we have. Lou, this is
Pierre."
Lou pushed her glasses further upon her
nose and extended her hand.
Pierre grasped her tiny hand in his and surprised her by bringing it
to his lips. Lou snatched her hand away as if it'd been burned and
looked around her
furiously to see if anyone had noticed.
Pierre looked at Rachel in confusion,
who was trying to stifle her
laughter but failing miserably. "Oh Pierre.you've got a lot of
learning to do. Come on, let's get back to the station so we can
start your education."
“Teaspoon, what's this?" Kid asked as he
held up what looked to be a
face covering of some sort.
"This, is a face guard." Teaspoon
responded as he plucked it from
Kid's hand and tossed it to Jimmy. "Put it on Hickok."
"Why do I always gotta be the one to try
out these crazy things?" Jimmy asked as he looked at the older man.
"You turning yellow, Jimmy?" Noah
teased. Jimmy tossed him a dirty
look and then placed the guard over his head.
"Whoo hoo Jimmy! Now that is an
improvement. You wear that at the
next dance and I guarantee you'll get at least one girl," Cody
chuckled.
"I'm glad you like it Cody.now put this
one on." Teaspoon said as he
threw the other face guard to the young man.
"Awww Teaspoon-" But one look for the
older man quelled his
argument. He put the mask in place and looked at Teaspoon
expectantly. "Now what?"
Teaspoon took Cody by the arm and led
him to the front of the yard. He then placed Jimmy a few feet away from
Cody and smiled at the two
young men. "Now comes the fun part boys." Teaspoon chuckled as he
walked back to
the porch to retrieve two long pointed rods.
"What are those, Teaspoon?" Buck asked
from his perch on the swing.
"These are lances. One for you Jimmy,
and one for you Cody."
Teaspoon explained as he put the weapons in their hands.
Both Jimmy and Cody began to examine their lances. Cody touched the
tip and bent it backwards, while Jimmy slapped it lightly against his
knee. However, both looked at Teaspoon in askance. "What are we
supposed to do with these Teaspoon, pick our teeth?" Jimmy asked
sarcastically.
"No Hickok, you're supposed to touch Cody with it. Each touch is one
point. It's a new game I read about. Called fencing. I thought you
boys might like to try it."
“Ow! Cody, watch what you're doin'!"
Jimmy dropped the lance and
looked at his arm. Blood trickled from where Cody had poked him.
"Come on Hickok!" Cody shouted. "I just
touched ya like Teaspoon
said!"
"You stabbed me!" Jimmy shouted back.
"I'm bleeding!" He picked his
lance back up and stabbed at Cody. The lance merely bounced off his
skin. "Teaspoon!!" Jimmy stalked over to where the stationmaster was
watching the porceedings with amusement. "Cody stabbed me!"
"I can see that son," Teaspoon said
calmly. "Give me your lance." He
took the lance which Jimmy handed over and examined the tip. "Cody,
git over here," he commanded. Taking the other lance from Cody, he
compared it with Jimmy's. "Mmm hmmm," he stated thoughtfully.
"What is it, Teaspoon? Why did Cody's
lance cut me, but mine didn't
even scratch him?" Jimmy demanded.
"I'm not exactly sure, but I think it
has something to do with this,"
Teaspoom pointed to the button on the tip of Cody's lance.
"What's that?" Cody leaned in to peer at
the tip.
"I don't know, but I think it protects
the tip of the lance,"
Teaspoon reflected.
"Well, talk it off and let's get back to
it," Jimmy picked up his
lance and waited for Cody to do the same.
"Wait a minute Jimmy," Kid had pulled a
book out of the box and was
reading it. "It says here that the 'button' is supposed to stay on to
protect the jouster," Buck burst out laughing as Kid read the word
'jouster', and Kid gave him a dirty look before continuing, "from
nicks and cuts from the tip of the lance."
"So you're saying there's supposed to be
another one of them
'buttons' around here somewheres?" Jimmy asked.
"It's not in here," Buck said, digging
through the box. He pulled out
four white one-piece suits. "Teaspoon? What are these?"
"Looks like some kind of uniform," Cody
said, holding one up. "Like
what the people on the front of the book are wearing."
"Kid, Noah, why don't you go try them
on," Teaspoon suggested. "Cody,
Jimmy and Buck, you three git back out in the yard and look for that
button." He picked up the book. It seemed to be the rules to the art
of fencing. He knew this because the book was titled "The Rules to
the Art of Fencing." Inside were various rules and descriptions of
the equipment, but it was the diagrams of the fencing positions that
caught his interest. As the boys hurried off to do what he had said,
Teaspoon settled back to read.
“Pierre, I'm so glad you're here,"
Rachel said for the hundredth time. She pulled the wagon into the
station yard, and stopped in front of her house. "Wait until you meet
all the b..." she stopped short at the sight that greeted them. Cody,
Jimmy, and Buck were crawling around on their hands and knees, peering
at the ground with determined attention. Two of the boys were dressed
in tight, white suits. They had weird looking masks pulled over their
heads, and the only thing that told them it was Kid and Noah was the
fact that they had their hats on. Even more puzzling, if it was
possible, were their actions. Each held a long, thin metal rod, and
they were waving them around at each other. They were standing with one
leg in front of the other with the knee bent, and their free hands were
in the air. After about a minute of this action, they stopped and
studied a book lying on the ground for a few seconds, then went back to
waving the rods around. Through all this commotion, Teaspoon napped on
the porch.
Lou and Rachel stared at each other in
amazement. "What are they doing?" Lou whispered.
"I have no idea," Rachel whispered back,
not taking her eyes off the scene.
"It's called fencing," Pierre said. "Or,
at least that's what it's supposed to be. They don't look like they
really know what they are doing though."
"I guess the boys opened the crate that
came for Teaspoon," Rachel laughed. "Boys, get over here," she raised
her voice. "I have someone I want you to meet."
The boys all walked over to where
Rachel, Lou, and Pierre were standing, Kid and Noah taking off their
masks as they gathered around.
"Boys, this is my cousin, Pierre,"
Rachel introduced them. "Pierre, this is Buck, Cody, Jimmy, Kid and
Noah."
Teaspoon made his way across the yard,
having awoken sometime during the introductions.
"What do we have here?" He asked as he
pulled on his suspenders.
"Teaspoon, this is my cousin, Pierre."
"Pleasure to meet you son. Name's
Teaspoon Hunter, the Marshal and station master of these here rowdy
boys."
Pierre raised an eyebrow at the strange
name, but he liked the look of the older man. He shook his hand
vigorously and smiled as Teaspoon looked sideways at his charges. "Well
boys, did you find that button yet?"
"Aw Teaspoon, we've been lookin' for
almost an hour. Maybe they forgot to put it in with everything else."
Cody said as he crossed his arms in resolve. His knees were aching and
he wanted to give up the search for the damned thing.
Teaspoon was about to respond when
Pierre suddenly bent down and retrieved something from the ground in
front of him. He straightened and extended his hand, revealing the
offending item. "Is this what you're looking for?"
"Hot damn!" Teaspoon exclaimed. One look
from Rachel however, he cleared his throat and picked the cork up with
his fingers. "Thank you, Pierre. Tell me son, you ever hear tell of a
sport called fencing?"
Pierre chuckled slightly and nodded his
head. "I had an instructor for almost ten years. I think I learned a
few things."
Teaspoon laughed and looked at the boys.
"Consider this your lucky day, boys. We have a bonafide fencer in our
presence." Turning back to Pierre he smiled. "You think you can give
these rowdys a lesson or two?"
"I'd be delighted." Pierre said
enthusiastically. It had been a long while since he'd picked up a
lance, but he guessed it was about time.
"Good. I've got to get back to town and
make my rounds. Don't be too hard on them, now." He chuckled as he
tipped his hat to Rachel and made his way into the heart of Rock Creek.
All at once, the boys began asking him
questions but Pierre held up his hands laughingly. Rachel stepped in
front of her guest and stopped the questions cold with one glance.
"Boys, Pierre just got here. Maybe he'd like to rest first."
"It's quite all right Rachel. I think
I'd like some exercise."
Rachel smiled and patted his shoulder.
"All right. Come on and I'll show you where to put your bag. Could one
of you boys take care of the wagon, please?"
“Damn you Hickok! Get off me!" Cody
yelled in outrage as he tried
to push the bigger rider away.
Kid and Buck were doubled over in
laughter on the porch, and Pierre
tried to hide a smile behind his hands. After an hour of instruction
on the appropriate fencing positions, Jimmy and Cody had agreed to a
practice match. Jimmy had begun to advance upon his friend, all the
while feeling ridiculous with his hand in the air. He was
concentrating so much on his feet positions that he hadn't seen Cody
lunge until he felt the pressure of the lance against his chest. After
the point had been called and the riders had returned to their
marks, Cody was still laughing. Without warning, Hickok rushed his
opponent, wielding his lance high above his head. Cody
could only throw his hands outward as they tumbled to the ground.
"You're supposed to lunge, not charge,
Jimmy." Kid said through his
laughter.
Jimmy stood up with as much dignity as
possible and smirked at his
friends. "I forgot."
"Forgot my foot. You did that on
purpose!"
Pierre stepped between the two young men
before the argument could
escalate any further. "Um, perhaps you'd be more comfortable without
your holster, Mr. Hickok," Pierre suggested diplomatically.
"No, I don't think I would," Jimmy
replied as he looked down at his
white uniform. He thought his gun belt was the perfect accessory.
"But-"
"Listen Pierre, you really don't want to
argue with him. Save yourself some time." Kid called from the top step.
Pierre shrugged his shoulders and
smiled. "If you say so. Gentleman,
please take your positions."
If Cody wouldn't have had the mask
pulled over his face, they would
have seen the devilish gleam in his eyes. As it was, Jimmy stared
back at him innocently as he waited for the advance. He didn't have
to wait very long.
With a high-pitched yell, Cody removed
the button from the top of his
lance and started running towards Hickok.
Jimmy frantically tried to remove the
protective cap from his weapon,
but it wouldn't budge. He threw the lance at Cody to slow his pace,
and then ran in the other direction as fast as his legs could carry
him.
"Cody, you're crazy! Put that thing
down!" Jimmy yelled behind him.
Cody didn't respond, but started
laughing maniacally. The others
could only watch in awe as Cody chased Jimmy through the streets of
Rock Creek. Many of the townspeople were used to the antics of the
Express Riders, but everyone stopped in their tasks to watch the
melee.
Jesse was stood in the doorway of
Teaspoon's office and began to
laugh hysterically. Even though he couldn't see their faces, he
recognized Cody's bow-legged gait. And only one person he knew would
wear his guns in an absurd get-up like that: Jimmy Hickok.
"Hey Teaspoon, you might want to come
and take a look at this."
Teaspoon stood behind Jesse and craned
his neck. Soon he was
clutching at his side and trying to regain his breath. "Don't you
think you should help Hickok, Teaspoon?" Jesse asked.
"Naw.. he probably deserves what's
comin' to him."
Alright, perhaps we can continue the
lesson in a calm and resonable
manner?" Pierre stood before all the riders.
"Only if you don't pair Jimmy and Cody
up again," Kid suggested. The
two riders in question were sitting on opposite ends of the porch,
glaring at each other. Cody had chased Jimmy through town, until
Jimmy pulled his gun and fired at Cody's feet. At that point,
Teaspoon had decided it might be wise to intervene, so he ordered the
two back to the station. Now they were not talking to each other, but
the other riders ignored them, knowing their childish behavior would
soon pass.
"Yes, that might be wise," Pierre
agreed. "Why don't you and Lou give
it a try, Kid?"
"They already did, it didn't work out,"
Cody muttered under his
breath, earning chuckles from Buck and Noah and glares of hatred from
Lou and Kid.
Kid and Lou took their positions and
began to joust. "Hey Kid," Buck
called, knowing he was treading on dangerous ground but unable to
resist the opportunity to tease the two. "You haven't done anything
to make her mad at you lately, have you?" Even Jimmy had to laugh at
that.
Kid turned to respond to Buck, taking
his attention off Lou. She took
advantage of the situation, and touched him on the shoulder with the
tip of her lance. "Point!" she cried gleefully, her voice somewhat
muffled by the face mask.
"Thanks a lot, Buck," Kid said
good-naturedly. He turned back to face
Lou, and the pair continued to joust. They both showed talent for the
sport and soon even Jimmy and Cody forgot their argument and left the
porch to watch the competition. Kid and Lou continued to joust until
Rachel came out and announced supper.
"Well, I think we learned a lot today,"
Cody remarked, grabbing some
chipped beef from the platter Lou was passing to Pierre.
"Yeah," Noah laughed. "I learned not to
joust with Jimmy or Cody,
'cause I might get stabbed or my head blown off, and not to joust
with Lou, 'cause I might be humiliated in front of all my friends by
loosing to a girl, right Kid?"
Kid just laughed and put his arm around
Lou. "I know better than to
be mad at her winning, Noah. I'd like to keep that button on the
lance, and all my blood inside me."
"And I don't think I want to joust with
Buck," Noah continued. "He
probably has some Indian fighting tricks up his sleeve."
"Yeah, I might have to use them to teach
Cody a lesson about stealing
food off of other people's plates," Buck snatched back the biscuit
Cody had taken off his plate.
"So, if you won't joust with Cody or
Jimmy, or Buck, or Kid or me,"
Lou looked at Noah, "who will you joust with?"
No one," Noah replied. "You know, I
think I'll just stick to my whip
for now."
"Probably not a bad idea," Cody agreed.
"You know, speaking of whips, this whip once walked into a bar..."
"Cody!" They all groaned as he began yet
another of his corny jokes.
"What?" He looked at them innocently.
"I'm trying to tell a joke
here. So, anyway, the whip walks up to the bar and says to the
bartender..."
The End
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